The Inuit are not happy about global warming. Temperatures in the Arctic are rising at twice the global average - a scientific study found the region will warm by four to seven degrees by century's end - so the Inuit are basically sitting on a melting ice cube. Meanwhile, the U.S. continues to refuse to limit its greenhouse gas emissions, and they've taken an aggressive approach to solve the problem: they're suing America.
Nice-guy Canada got stuck delivering the subpoena. When it knocked on the door of America's trailer park residence, America answered shirtless and pouring a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon into a bowl of Cheerios. When Canada tried to hand America the subpoena, America threw the rest of the six-pack at Canada's face, ran into the backyard screaming obscenities, and tried to hide in the "silver mine" it dug behind the chickens. Later it tried to run over Canada with a combine.