It’s my birthday. Which means everyone has to do whatever I say. It also means I’m taking the day off.

I love animals. I love nature. Not in the “let’s go kayaking!” sort of way, more like the “elitist liberal treehugger cityfolk who think they know better how to take care of our land than we do” sort of way. I’ve been trying to save the planet ever since I was eight years old and went around my neighborhood collecting money in a shoebox to save the wombat. I’m not actually sure the wombat is endangered. Seems to me that Aussies like to eat wombats. But anyway, ever since, I’ve tried to find a way to make a difference.

Sludgie is my way. I hope you’re enjoying it.

Here’s a nice story about a goose.