Bush’s beloved Western landscape of grizzled cowboys, lone Saguaro Cacti, Hopi mesas and snow-lined Rockies has suddenly given rise to a new kind of varmint: angry fed-up federal judges. Court rulings across the West have severely reprimanded the Bush Administration for its repeated and sometimes willful failure to protect natural resources, in an avalanche of verdicts littered with unusually strong language. Language so strong it will seriously hurt Bush’s Zagat Survey (Judicial Edition) rating:

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In the six years since their grand opening, The Bush Administration has “repeatedly and collectively failed to demonstrate a willingness to do what is necessary” to save salmon from extinction, offering plans “more in cynicism than in sincerity”; have ignored “substantial scientific information that would lead a reasonable person to conclude” the need to protect wolverines, and "little, if any, attention was given to air quality issues,” so that one judge “will not allow another invalid” plan to remain by these “douchebags.”

Bush Policy Irks Judges in West (WaPo)