In the Weddell Sea, off the coast of Antarctica, an ice shelf one hundred meters thick has sealed off the seabed for thousands of years. But not anymore! The Larsen A and B shelves suddenly and unexpectedly collapsed, thanks to global warming, revealing an underwater ecosystem teeming with unusual sea life. A current research expedition found thirty strange new creatures, including sea lilies, a psychedelic octopus, and something called a “gelatinous sea squirt.” Dude. Antarctic sea life is TRIPPED OUT.

The only way to stop a gelatinous sea squirt is if you buy the spell Shadowbolt Level 2 (2 silver, Cost = 40 Mana) which fires a Shadowbolt at the enemy for 26-33 damage, or if you’re an evil warlock you can train it as a pet.

I’m thinking of going ‘yaking in the Weddell Sea just to feel the vibes from all the indigenous life-forms. This just proves that global warming isn’t so bad after all. When The Beatles broke up, everyone thought it was a bummer, but look what we got from that: Wings.

Thirty Strange New Creatures Found in Antarctic Waters (Fox News)