With all the adult-oriented acts such as The Police, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Corinne Bailey Rae performing Live Earth’s worldwide concert event on 7/7/07, you might be wondering what’s in it for the little tykes (other than the Pussycat Dolls)?
Well, the answer is Sonny Bear, the cuddly Live Earth Spokesbear. Kids can communicate with him via Live Messenger and learn all about the planet’s climate crisis. Just don’t get too close kids – you might have noticed Sonny Bear adjusting his sunglasses with his incredibly HUGE, RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS! Sonny is not fucking around, kids – he’s really, REALLY hungry. Notice the teeth-gritting expression when he beckons you to be his “pal”:
You can practically smell the saliva dripping down his chin. Remember children, polar bears may be extremely savvy about instant messaging, and have cool connections with concert promoters, and offer lots of informative advice about reducing your ecological footprint - but they’re still dangerous animals. Hungry, dangerous animals.