Sure, it’s the largest of the Great Lakes – it holds more water than the rest combined. And it’s larger than South Carolina… how many lakes can say that? But that wasn’t enough for Lake Superior, was it? Now Mr. Great Lake has “issues”, and is stirring up drama for scientists and locals.

Lake Superior’s level is at its lowest point in eight decades and could reach a record low this fall. And the average water temperature is 75 degrees – almost 5 degrees higher than in 1979. These rapid changes are affecting surrounding businesses such as marinas and tackle shops. Boats are having trouble docking in the exposed bottomlands and bass are migrating towards the cooler water in the center of the lake.

Some of these changes were expected, based on climate change computer models. But instead of the predicted increase in rain, there is a drout in the area. Because nobody tells Lake Superior what to do. Scientists are confused by this development, although – guess what? – El Nino may be to blame.

However, in a twist that makes this story totally awesome, some locals are beginning to suspect a government conspiracy – that water is being diverted to locations with more people and political influence.

When reached for a comment, Lake Superior sniffed, “Oh, who knows. Everybody wants a piece of me.”

Lake Superior Changes Puzzle Scientists (CNN)