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What is Oozing Out of Our Ground?

BREAKING NEWS: A perceptive citizen has made an appalling discovery about our nation's water supply AND oxygen supply.

No longer limited to the sun and the moon... over the past 20 years, this phenomena has slowly spread to OUR OWN BACKYARDS. I haven't discussed this with Francis yet, but we may have a new Sludgie Correspondent:



"We as a nation have got to ask ourselves, 'What the hell is going on?'"

The typos alone make this legendary. I LOVE HER.

Posted by Stephie on September 9, 2008 10:45 AM |

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