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2009.04.22: Earth Day Message Of Peace And Love And Earthy Goodness
2009.03.17: Wolves: Watch Out For Palins In Obamas' Clothing
2009.01.27: All Planets That Aren't Doomed Take One Step Forward (Not So Fast, Earth...)
2008.12.26: Tennessee Valley Authority Launches Huge ‘Sludgie’ Promotion In Form Of Ecological Disaster
2008.11.08: President Obama
2008.09.25: Lame Duck Proves Incredibly Dangerous Species
2008.09.09: What is Oozing Out of Our Ground?
2008.08.29: McCain Chooses VP Who Has Boldly Defended The Right Of Polar Bears To Go Extinct
2008.07.15: Sludgie Supports Online "Buzz" To Save Bees
2008.07.10: Cheney Erases Climate Change - Literally
2008.07.04: Happy 4th!
2008.06.29: Real Ecological Mass Suicide Lacks Flimsy M. Night Shyamalan Twist Ending
2008.05.27: Polar Bears Protected, Habitat Not So Much
2008.04.22: An Earth Day Miracle!
2008.04.15: Bush Tests Waters With Climate Change Action (But Makes Sure To Wear His Floaties)
2008.04.03: New Fish Crawls Out of Crevice and Into Our Nightmares
2008.03.27: New Brazilian Wax Still More Awesome For Dudes
2008.02.28: Largest Beef Recall In U.S. History Poses Serious Threat To Nation’s Reserve Of Hot Pockets
2008.02.14: "ERF" - Episode 1
2008.01.27: Memo To Threatened Species: Don’t Live Above Massive Oil Reserves
2008.01.02: Trailer For New Web Series "ERF"
2007.12.20: Sludgie Christmas Hero Award Goes To The Grinch
2007.12.07: Environmentalists Go To Hell (To Solve Global Warming)
2007.11.30: America's Can-Do Attitude Reflected In Energy Efficiency, Energy Waste
2007.10.15: iPhone? uBad, Says Greenpeace
2007.10.12: Use Your Power For Good, Not Just For Procrastinating At Work
2007.10.04: The Dolphin That Launched A Thousand Lisa Frank Stickers
2007.09.28: U.S. Declares War On Climate Change, Soy Bomb Answers Call Of Duty
2007.09.06: Volunteers Expose Global Climate Change Issues, Among Other Things
2007.08.29: Give Her An Inch And She’ll Save A Mile
2007.08.15: In Soviet Russia, Ice Melts You
2007.08.08: Sludgie Update; My Feature Film
2007.08.08: Lake Superior Develops A Complex
2007.07.13: Beer, Shepherds And TV Commercials
2007.07.06: Politeness Never Killed Anybody… Except At The Grocery Store
2007.07.05: Chilean Lake Disappears, Paris Hilton Still Here
2007.06.27: Live Earth’s Sonny Bear Teaches Children Why He’s Slowly Starving To Death
2007.06.27: Concert Promoters in Text Message Battle – Fight Behind The Social Studies Building After Class
2007.06.21: Greenpeace Rocks the Boat (Though Not Too Much, As The Boat Is On a Cliff)
2007.06.21: Bio - Stephanie Weir
2007.06.21: Sludgie Spawns A Second Head For Your Reading Pleasure
2007.06.19: Foie Gras Geese Get Un-Cinematic Revenge
2007.04.01: Carnival Of The Green #71
2007.03.30: Pamela Anderson No Longer Environment’s Silliest Champion
2007.03.05: Al Gore Provides U2 With Requisite Yearly Televised Charity Appearance
2007.03.01: Collapsing Ice Shelf Unveils Ideas For Prog Rock Album Art
2007.02.21: Bicycle Film Festival Highlights Movies Focused On Trampolines… Just Kidding, They’re Focused On Bicycles
2007.02.16: Scientists Eavesdrop On Whales For Their Own Good
2007.02.13: A Good Day For Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home To Come True
2007.02.05: Another Report From A Bunch Of Scientists About Global Warming
2007.01.09: Bits Of Sludgie
2006.12.30: Grist For The Mill - Top 10 Bizarro Environmental Moments Of 2006
2006.12.29: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.12.29: The Onion
2006.12.20: Scientists Finally Offer A Practical Solution To Global Warming
2006.12.19: Fox News Parties Like It’s 1999
2006.12.16: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.12.14: Attend An Inconvenient House Party This Weekend!
2006.12.13: 109th Congress Finishes Distinguished Term With One Last Giant Middle Finger To Environment
2006.12.12: Your Tuesday Video Clip
2006.12.12: It's Alive!
2006.11.21: Profiles of Jackassery - My Web Server
2006.11.09: Californians Fund Water, Reject Alternative Energy And Libertarian Anarchy
2006.11.08: Governator Defeats State Treasurernator
2006.11.08: Gay Terrorist Abortion Doctors Restore Balance Of Power!
2006.11.07: Confused? Here's The Sludgie Voting Guide 2006
2006.11.06: Profiles Of Jackassery – Sen. Conrad Burns Votes To Sustain Matrix, Keep Harvesting Humans For Robot Overlords
2006.11.06: Profiles Of Jackassery - Rep. Katherine Harris Is Not Only Bat Shit Crazy, But Untrustworthy On Offshore Drilling Measures
2006.11.03: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.11.03: Sludgie Election Coverage – Prop 84 Helps People Who Like To Drink Water, Bathe, Etc.
2006.11.02: Sludgie Election Coverage – Prop 90 Waves Its Arms And Makes Scary Noises While Stabbing You Repeatedly In The Back With A Sharpened Lawsuit
2006.10.31: Profiles Of Jackassery – Arsenic And Old Racist
2006.10.27: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.10.27: Profiles Of Jackassery – Sen. Rick Santorum Believes In Intelligent Design, Unintelligent Upkeep
2006.10.26: The LCV’s Dirty Dozen (Which Means Thirteen) 2006
2006.10.26: Profiles Of Jackassery – Thirteen Candidates With The Stink Of Oil Tycoons Wafting From Their Pocket Linings
2006.10.25: Orthodox Jewish Religious Loophole Causes Concern For Endangered Least Tern
2006.10.20: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.10.18: Mice Safe From Bird Flu, Readying To Take Over When It Strikes
2006.10.17: Sludgie Election Coverage – Prop 87 Hated By All The Right People
2006.10.16: Good Morning, America! You’re One In 300,000,000!
2006.10.16: Dresses Made From Sweet Potatoes Make Ethical Fashion Show .001% Weirder Than Normal Fashion Show
2006.10.13: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.10.13: Newsweek Helps Keep Americans From Thinking About Global Warming Instead Of Sex
2006.10.13: Global Warming Increases Cost Of Being An Idiot
2006.10.11: Grist For The Mill - Texas Bighorn Achieve Every Endangered Species’ Dream: Open Season
2006.10.10: Bush Receives Judicial Bitchslap
2006.10.09: The Onion
2006.10.06: Derive Even More Meaning In Life From Your Floral Dining Table Centerpiece By Making It Eco-Friendly
2006.10.06: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.10.05: New Report Says Bush Administration Can’t Spend $12 Mil To Make $9 Mil And Blame Environmentalists
2006.10.04: U.S. Pays Mortgage For Jaguars, Macaws, Mayan Ruins
2006.10.03: October News - Inflate Your Ego, Adopt A Shelter Dog
2006.10.02: Cartoon Hills Of Vermont Are Alive With Sound Of Happy Clucking
2006.10.02: A Message From The Optimists At Popular Science
2006.09.30: Angry Earth Warns: The Cute Ones Get It First
2006.09.30: Your Fridayish Video Clip
2006.09.29: Judge Pulls String From Bush’s Beautifully Woven Sweater Of Environmental Disaster
2006.09.22: Your Friday Rip-Off
2006.09.20: The Spielberging Of Nature, Part 2: Terrorist-Fighting Fish In, Stop, Or My Fish Will Shoot!
2006.09.20: The Spielberging Of Nature, Part 1: Sharks That Walk On Their Fins. SHARKS THAT WALK ON THEIR FINS!!!
2006.09.15: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.09.13: Christians Suddenly Realize God Made All Those Animals And Plants We’re Killing
2006.09.09: Mmmmm… Rubbery Flavorless Symbol Of Wealth And Prestige
2006.09.08: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.09.07: Profiles of Jackassery – Rep. Richard Pombo Bites Heads Off Wildlife Acts
2006.09.05: That Crocodile Guy, R.I.P.
2006.09.01: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.08.31: Ahnuld Treats Global Warming Like A Semi-Translucent Murderous Alien
2006.08.29: Grist For The Mill - Rats With Wings Dot Com
2006.08.25: Get To The Point
2006.08.25: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.08.24: Petition Parade – Robert Redford In A Movie, Musicians At Venice Beach, Victoria’s Secret Sends Too Many Catalogs, And Other Amazing Surprises
2006.08.22: Grist For The Mill - A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Pathetic And Lazy
2006.08.21: Greening Los Angeles, One Vodka Martini At A Time
2006.08.18: Petition Parade Extra – Free Chickens From Fascist Vibe Of Ben & Jerry’s
2006.08.18: Your Friday Video Clip
2006.08.17: Petition Parade – Oceans, Otters and Oil Barons
2006.08.16: Israel Successfully Targets Hezbollah's Terrorist Sea Turtles
2006.08.15: In China, Wildlife Preservation Accomplished Through Taxidermy
2006.08.14: Everybody Who Denies Global Warming On Exxon’s Payroll
2006.08.11: Your Friday Video Clip – A Special Message From The President
2006.08.10: When Eskimos Start Buying Air Conditioners…
2006.08.04: Petition Parade – It’s A Good Thing All Dogs Go To Heaven
2006.08.04: The Last Friday Al Gore Video Clip
2006.08.03: Paris When It Fucking Sizzles
2006.07.27: They’re G-r-r-r-reatly Endangered!
2006.07.25: Update
2006.07.19: Hoover
2006.07.14: An Inconvenient Truth – The Second Sludgie Review
2006.07.14: TGI Friday Al Gore Video Clip!
2006.07.14: Grist For The Mill - Eddie Vedder To Shame You With His Environmental Giving
2006.07.13: Hey Kids, Look At The Cute Geyser Of Blood!
2006.07.12: Petition Parade: Go Tell Dad We’re In Trouble, Flipper!
2006.07.11: Oprah Stoops To Prop Comedy With “Lightbulb Moment”
2006.07.10: Brokaw On Inconvenient Truth: “Too Much Gore, Not Enough Boobs”
2006.07.07: Profiles of Jackassery - Sen. James Inhofe Calls Environment A Hoax
2006.07.07: Grist For The Mill - Hell Comes To Frogtown
2006.07.07: End-Of-Week Roundup Of End-Of-The-World Reminders
2006.07.07: Your Friday Al Gore Video Clip
2006.07.06: Ken Lay Pledges To Save American Prison System 50,000 Kilowatts of Electricity Per Year
2006.07.05: Whales To Enjoy Less “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
2006.07.05: Greenpeace Has Weird Idea Of Holiday Vacation
2006.06.30: Al Gore Makes Jon Stewart Weep Tears Of Laughter
2006.06.30: Green Fever Spreading Through Republicans Like Bird Flu
2006.06.29: Bush Throws Environmentalists Big, Fat, Salty, Glorious Bone
2006.06.23: President Of Shell Oil Would Like To Teach The World To Sing
2006.06.21: Smithsonian History Museum Strives For Accuracy By Replacing Electric Vehicle With SUV
2006.06.16: Beyoncé’s Dinner Ruined By Ghost Of Her Coat
2006.06.15: A PBS Mystery – But Not The Gay British Kind
2006.06.12: Sludgie Jumps On The Bandwagon
2006.06.09: Global Warming Threatens Wine Sippers’ Ability To Be Completely Annoying
2006.06.07: An Inconvenient Truth – The Sludgie Review
2006.05.30: Bush’s “Cut Pollution If You Feel Like It” Policy Produces Strangely Poor Results
2006.05.24: Exxon To America: We Move Your Children
2006.05.22: Sunning On The Beach - Australian For Protest
2006.05.11: The Onion
2006.05.09: Grist For The Mill - Coconuts: Good For More Than Just Tropical Drinks And Bras
2006.05.08: Cape Wind Forms Into Perfect Storm Of Bizarre Politics
2006.05.05: South Africa Kills Fine Sport Of Shooting Rhinos At Close Range (In Closed Pens)
2006.05.04: Fuel Milestone: Diesel Made From Corn Cheaper Than Diesel Made From Dinosaurs
2006.05.03: A Nice Story About A Goose
2006.05.02: Yellowstone Park Misses Great Branding Opportunity As AT&T Bellsouth Yellow Pages Park
2006.05.01: The Celebrated Jumping Condominium Of Calaveras County
2006.04.28: Introducing Sludgie 2.0 – With Reading Enjoyment Enhanced By Up To 35%!
2006.04.28: Global Warming Skirts Dangerous Ryan Seacrest Territory
2006.04.27: Ford Offers Consumers Minty Spray To Offset Their Raging Flatulence
2006.04.26: Bush Relieves Motorists From Tyranny Of Lungs
2006.04.25: Daryl Hannah Tearfully Admits Gas Cap Licking Fetish
2006.04.24: Grist For The Mill - America Outsourcing Its Pollution To China
2006.04.21: Earth Day Weekend Roundup: Billboards, Beverage Cans, Grocery Bags and Giant Puppets
2006.04.20: Petition Parade - Only 3 Shopping Days Left Until Earth Day!
2006.04.19: Grist For The Mill - A Bipolar Solar Disorder
2006.04.18: I’m Sure He Means The Good Kind Of Nazis
2006.04.17: Democratic Senators Football Team Strategy Revealed: Drop Ball
2006.04.14: Skiing In Rockies May Become Water Luging
2006.04.13: Petition Parade - Stand By Your Manatee
2006.04.12: Polls Show Percentage Of Americans May Or May Not Have Opinions On Environment
2006.04.11: Grist For The Mill - City Park On Abandoned Rail Line Gives Manhattan Much-Needed Real Estate Boom
2006.04.10: Vanity Fair Salutes Green Movement To Pad Out A Hundred Pages Of Perfume Ads
2006.04.09: Grist For The Mill - Won't Someone Think Of The Chicks?
2006.04.07: Maryland Governor Wakes From Fevered State With Pen In Hand, “Did I Sign Anything?”
2006.04.06: Federal Scientists Given Ample Budget To Research ~~Global Warming~~
2006.04.05: Utility Companies Honor Backwards Day
2006.04.04: A Brief History of Earth (Day)
2006.04.04: Grist For The Mill - Biological Control Helps Curb Populations Of Knapweed, Humans
2006.04.03: Create Your Own Chevy Attack Ad
2006.04.01: APRIL FOOL'S!
2006.03.31: Decreased Wetlands But Increased Wet Lands
2006.03.30: Movie Star Enriches Humdrum Life of Mountain Gorillas
2006.03.29: Not Meeting People Is Easy
2006.03.29: Grist For The Mill - Under Bush, Pentagon Gives EPA Wedgie, Steals Its Lunch Money
2006.03.28: My Shitty* Rewriting Of “The Graduate”
2006.03.28: Grist For The Mill - Small Town Sprayed With Fine Mist Of Oil Like Wolfgang Puck Salad
2006.03.27: Angry Earth Eats SUV
2006.03.27: Global Warming Polar Bear Achieves Lindsay Lohan Status
2006.03.27: Petition Parade: The Road To Hell Is Paved By Gale Norton
2006.03.24: Seas So Excited About Global Warming They Wanna Rise Up And Cheer
2006.03.23: Ethanol Promoted By Indy Car Racing, Joining Proud Ranks Of Red Bull, Taco Bell And Budweiser
2006.03.22: Hooray For Smoggywood
2006.03.21: Grist For The Mill - Humans Still Winning On "Survivor"
2006.03.21: Venture Capitalists Turning Into A Bunch Of Damn Hippies
2006.03.21: Dirk Kempthorne, Bush’s New Pick For Interior, Gets Gold Star
2006.03.20: Judge Ruling Forces EPA To Actually P E
2006.03.17: Righteous Indignation At The Pump Logically Means: Give More Profits To Oil Companies
2006.03.16: America’s Wildlife Loses Its Most Fervent Predator
2006.03.15: Petition Parade – You’re So Cute, I Could Just Bash You On The Head With A Club And Rip Your Skin Off
2006.03.14: If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Another Attack On The Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
2006.03.13: Doesn’t This Breathtaking, Pristine Wilderness Look Lovely With My Mink Coat?
2006.03.10: Nantucket Sound Gets Cute Dutch Makeover
2006.03.09: Mmmmmm... Unbearable Torture
2006.03.08: It's Hard Out Here for a Shrimp
2006.03.06: Time to Send Mitch McConnell to the Bench
2006.03.05: Global Green Oscar Party's Carpet Doesn't Match The Drapes
2006.03.02: Only Safe Eskimo Food are Eskimo Pies
2006.03.01: Saving Tennessee's Titans
2006.02.28: Bush Willing to Pose with Hard Hat for Future of America's Energy
2006.02.27: Michael Crichton Wins Award for Excellence in Ass-Kissing
2006.02.26: Gorge on French Onion Dip and Play Karaoke Revolution For The Animals
2006.02.21: Supreme Court Muses Definition of ‘Clean’ in Clean Water Act
2006.02.12: Truth Bears Down on George W.
2006.02.10: The Most Difficult Studio Pitch Ever
2006.02.06: Heating Up the Warming Debate
2006.01.27: Performance Slack
2006.01.15: Christian Group Takes Surprisingly Christian Stand
2006.01.10: Armageddon, Only Faster
2005.12.18: Senator Inhofe Prefers His Science in Comic Book Form (And Wrong)
2005.12.15: State of Unclear
2005.12.09: Quack
2005.12.08: America V. Eskimos
2005.12.05: I'm Just Running For Office So I Can Meet Eddie Vedder
2005.12.03: Wal-Mart Goes Sort Of A Pukey Brownish-Green
2005.12.02: New Jersey Accidentally Passes Environmental Measure
2005.12.01: NEW! Global Pandemic! NEW!
2005.11.29: Mission Statement
2005.11.29: Bio - Francis Stokes

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